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Bill Reynolds, EMT-B C.H

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May
8th
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I got to play god when a squirrel started eating the peanut butter that my neighbors left in the yard.I could have killed it, but I am a merciful god.That’s why I sent my son, Jason, to the yard to die for the squirrels’ sins.You know, that doesn’t make much sense from the God side either.

I got to play god when a squirrel started eating the peanut butter that my neighbors left in the yard.I could have killed it, but I am a merciful god.That’s why I sent my son, Jason, to the yard to die for the squirrels’ sins.You know, that doesn’t make much sense from the God side either.

Apr
29th
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k-troll asked: Sure. Next time you plan on being in Philly, drop me a line or add me on Facebook (link on the side of my site). And then, the elusive HIGHER FIVE.

Most excellent.

Apr
28th
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lickystickypickyme:

This is circulating my Facebook now. I don’t know what to think of it. (or maybe I don’t want to)

To be honest, people should know they are fat. Statistically, lower-income persons have higher rates of obesity. Due to their low income, they can’t pay for the healthcare they need because of their poor health, so the states pay it for them. Ergo, I have to pay for people to be fat. It’s not even that healthy foods are too expensive. I eat on $100 per month.

lickystickypickyme:

This is circulating my Facebook now. I don’t know what to think of it. (or maybe I don’t want to)

To be honest, people should know they are fat. Statistically, lower-income persons have higher rates of obesity. Due to their low income, they can’t pay for the healthcare they need because of their poor health, so the states pay it for them. Ergo, I have to pay for people to be fat. It’s not even that healthy foods are too expensive. I eat on $100 per month.

(Source: lickypickystickyfree)

Apr
27th
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OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I LOVE THIS SHOW
I’m gonna go find me some powdered toast man clips now.

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

I’m gonna go find me some powdered toast man clips now.

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Apr
26th
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I’m hungry. Not just hungry, though.

I’m fucking starving. It hurts constantly,

But sometimes I don’t feel it. I feel it when I know I need to eat,

And it gets worse when I think about it. 

Pretending it isn’t there makes it worse too.

At least when I pretend, I believe I’ll be okay.

The last time I had a good meal seems like it was so damn long ago.

The little scraps I manage to gather between the good ones,

they almost make it worse. It’s just enough to keep me alive;

Just enough to make the hunger come back. 

If I didn’t need those little scraps, I’d throw them away.

At least when I search, I believe I’ll find something.

Apr
24th
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I always seem to be what people need when they need it, but never what they want when they want it.

Apr
21st
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Things I ask myself on a regular basis.

smangirl:

Why are people so nice to me?

Why do I regret past romantic relationships if I learned from them and they helped make me who I am today?

Why am I addicted to pet fish?

Why do I put my complete trust in people who don’t deserve it?

How do I find people that deserve my trust and friendship?

Why do people who don’t even know me dislike me? Can people be that much influenced by other people who talk badly of everyone?

And most importantly…

How do I measure the viscosity of grape jelly?

To measure the viscosity of grape jelly, grab a handful and toss it at your wall. Time it to see how long it takes. Then throw water at your wall at the same height, see how long that takes, and repeat with molasses. Record the Jelly’s time on a scale where water is zero, and molasses is 100. This is called the Reynolds Scale of Viscosity. It is real science.

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lickystickypickyme:

Ouch!Jonathan Griffiths held his camera just    inches away from tigers, bears and cougars to get  close-up photos like this one.
Crazy cool photographer.

HOLY SHIT. Narnia

lickystickypickyme:

Ouch!
Jonathan Griffiths held his camera just inches away from tigers, bears and cougars to get  close-up photos like this one.

Crazy cool photographer.

HOLY SHIT. Narnia

(via lickypickystickyfree)

Apr
17th
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THREE HOURS OF NOT SLEEPING LATER…

smangirl:

reyno:

smangirl:

I think it’s time for melatonin. Double dose. Expect me to be awake at 3 pm the earliest.

Melatonin is not a sedative/hypnotic. It’s a neurotransmitter which makes us feel sleepy. The effects only last 20-30 minutes. Now you know! AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE.

Yep, I usually take it to help me fall asleep, otherwise I’ll lay in bed for an hour or two. And I predicted my late waking because I was up so late…. <.<

WOOOOOOOOOO POWER SLEEP. Sleep is one of my hobbies.